wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you’re saying that like its a bad thing
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
I LITERALLY JUST WAITED LIKE 5 MINUTES FOR THIS TO LOAD AND OMG YOU GOT ME EXPLORER you got me
Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective.
He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.
look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKEDout
mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
The most polite sword fight ever
wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;?????
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS
I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW
I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while
and it’s a snail
I thought snails would transform into butterflies
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope