This is my favorite post of all time
'do it for the vine'
don’t need to tell me twice
messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
Do you ever leave the house feeling like
Then half way through the day realise you just look like
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you’re saying that like its a bad thing
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
I LITERALLY JUST WAITED LIKE 5 MINUTES FOR THIS TO LOAD AND OMG YOU GOT ME EXPLORER you got me
Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective.
He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.
look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKEDout
mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
The most polite sword fight ever