Surprise Ocean in My Pants

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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pizzatoucher:

don’t need to tell me twice

pizzatoucher:

don’t need to tell me twice

earthdad:

messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

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hologran:

Do you ever leave the house feeling like 

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Then half way through the day realise you just look like

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spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

pugsmith:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

you’re saying that like its a bad thing

thecrimsonalchemist:

thecrimsonalchemist:

apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world

what are they harvesting?????

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lanadelsway:

I LITERALLY JUST WAITED LIKE 5 MINUTES FOR THIS TO LOAD AND OMG YOU GOT ME EXPLORER you got me

lanadelsway:

I LITERALLY JUST WAITED LIKE 5 MINUTES FOR THIS TO LOAD AND OMG YOU GOT ME EXPLORER you got me

calibornsbottomhoohoo:


seansoo:

what is going on here

a good time

calibornsbottomhoohoo:

seansoo:

what is going on here

a good time

callmeshiny:

batman-nolanverse:

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.

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ka-kawgoodsir:

automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

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ka-kawgoodsir:

automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

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virtualjew:

dadvevo:

29 bids

such a good deal sigh i wish i would have won it

virtualjew:

dadvevo:

29 bids

such a good deal sigh i wish i would have won it

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

hopelesslyhiddled:

The most polite sword fight ever